Things I've learned from my cats

• if you get the urge to snuggle, but the snuggle-ee has a laptop on his/her lap...just rub your little face on their arm (sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't)
• being vocal/chatty is really annoying
• be vocal/chatting anyway
• if you get the urge to pee on something--just do it. You won't regret it plus you'll feel better afterwards
• if you feel sad, being held like a baby can make you feel all tingly inside
• if someone laughs at you because you are too small, too big or too whatever...prove them wrong
• sometimes it's best/better to shut off the movie/tv/video games and spend some quality time with those you love
• no movie or video game or tv show will entertain you as much as a turbo track --whether it's playing with it or watching someone/thing play with it
• fruit is icky and meat is delicious. Ok, ok. I try to eat a veggie/fruit based diet...but I'd take stake any day