How to..

This series is meant to be funny, not taken seriously. Nothing about this series is scientifically proven.

I bring you entry 1 (of many) about how to drive...safely.

Entry 1 is abou

I probably haven driven more miles than the average American citizen...trust me when I say this. I self declare that I have the secret to a safe commute. Whether it's from destination A to B, home to work etc. This list will help YOU get to your destination safe and sound.

1. Use your blinker while changing lanes, turning etc etc.
2. Pass on your left. See cars passing you on the right? Get in the right/slower lane. I know, Michigan people are known for passing on their right and it's almost wired in the brains of most Michiganders..but really, it's dangerous. Passing a semi trailer on the right is even more risky. But if you HAVE to pass a semi on the wrong side...
3. Step on it. Go fast. Get out of his (or her) blind spot.
4. Keep your distance. If you see me out on the road I may be going slow in the fast lane. I apologize. Still...no need to tail gate me. You only make me nervous.
5. Just know that my cats is smarter than your fifth grade honor student.