A book about cats

I drive.

(various vehicles)

A lot. 

Both for work and personal pleasure. 

Since I am either in a truck/van or car for most of my waking hours, I have a lot of time by myself. During this time I think about stuff. This "stuff" includes book ideas...like books I want to write, that will never get published.

Should you be surprised that my first book is going to be entitled, Conversations With My Cat(s)? 

The book is going to be similar to Sh*t My Dad Says as far as format...short and comical and tells a story about a person. The content is going to be about conversations I (or just people in general) have with their cat/s. I just haven't figured out how to incorporate all my conversations/things I say to my cats into a readable book. 

A list of conversations/things I say to my cats: 

"Oh, there's my prince (princess). I missed you." 

"You're so pretty" 

"There's my prince charming" 

My personal favorite:

"Kitty, kitty gum drops, where are you?" 

(If you think I'm crazy about reading this, at least I'm crazy about cats. It could be worse).