Taken from Slate.com, "The mandate is constitutional! It was upheld! Roberts went for the swing vote! Yes! Oh my God! The individual mandate survives as a tax!"

Did you work on passing the bill? I asked.

"No!" said Matfess. "I just have lupus!"

As a hard-of-hearing kid, my parent's fought for me. For those of you who "just don't understand," I'm sorry that you never experienced any of the crap my family went through. 

 Thankshaveagoodnignt.