It's called, "convince you". I. Convince. YOU. that you need a cat.
Case 1.
Because it's snowing and the yoga studio is generally cold (even on a warm day) I decided to wear a long sleeved shirt to this particular yoga session. The only clean long sleeved shirt was a black one.
I have a Siamese cat.
White cat+black shirt=catified shirt.
I realized this...at the yoga place. So, I was wearing a fur shirt all through-out yoga...I am supposed to be all "refined" (since I am taking yoga class, right?)
Case 2.
Before I left the house (for same yoga session as described above) I walked from room to room making sure everything was in it's place....so I can come home to a some-what clean house. While doing this I stepped in cat barf. AND I was wearing my favorite "yoga socks" (Smart Wool!)
In case your wondering: instead taking cat barf socks off, walking into the bedroom to try and find two socks that match...I took a towel from the dirty pile and wiped the barf off :)
Case 3.
Even though my math class is in-person, the homework is online. Whenever I am working on the desktop, I turn on the desk lamp.
This particular desk lamp is mostly metal and gets really hot.
My big 20 pound cat thinks this lamp is his personal heating device/lamp (and really only THIS lamp). Kind of hard to do homework with a 20 lb cat on your desk.
I tried doing homework on the laptop. Then the cat just sits on my lap and whines/begs for attention that way. I could work with the lamp off...but then it's really dark.
Did I convince you?
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